Things My Amazon Echo ("Alexa") Mistakenly Believes I Want on My Shopping List

She NEVER hears me correctly
  1. Morphology apples
  2. Real men
  3. Dildos Toothpaste
  4. Eminence
  5. Frosty Ray
  6. Dash Thirteen
  7. Denver
  8. Canvas meat
  9. Jugglers
  10. One button
  11. Brown food
  12. Ankle beans right oregano
  13. Kids