I just moved from a one-bedroom apartment into a four-bedroom home. I'm going to need a bigger cart at IKEA to fit all this stuff
  1. Billy
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    The quintessential IKEA furniture piece. Is it a bookcase? A nightstand? A TV table? Does it stand upright or sideways? Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.
  2. Lack
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    Because everyone needs a $4.99 side table in psychedelic colors that can stack on top of one another.
  3. Stefan
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    Nobody puts Stefan in the corner. Unless he looks good as an accessory.
  4. Mosjo
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    Mounting your TV on your wall was so 2012.
  5. Hjalmaren
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    Because if you don't know how to pronounce it or know where it should go inside your house, you'll definitely need one.
  6. Gnarp
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    The sound your stomach makes after eating food made with these utensils.
  7. Arod
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    Officially unofficially named after the baseball player. Plus, it makes me think of Pixar.