Furniture I Would Get From IKEA After Buying My First Home

I just moved from a one-bedroom apartment into a four-bedroom home. I'm going to need a bigger cart at IKEA to fit all this stuff
  1. 1.
    The quintessential IKEA furniture piece. Is it a bookcase? A nightstand? A TV table? Does it stand upright or sideways? Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.
  2. 2.
    Because everyone needs a $4.99 side table in psychedelic colors that can stack on top of one another.
  3. 3.
    Nobody puts Stefan in the corner. Unless he looks good as an accessory.
  4. 4.
    Mounting your TV on your wall was so 2012.
  5. 5.
    Because if you don't know how to pronounce it or know where it should go inside your house, you'll definitely need one.
  6. 6.
    The sound your stomach makes after eating food made with these utensils.
  7. 7.
    Officially unofficially named after the baseball player. Plus, it makes me think of Pixar.