Weird Things You'll See When House Hunting
If you're buying someone else's home, you're bound to come across strange things. Because, let's face it, people are weird.
- •Christmas decorations. Everywhere. In May.
- •Two dogs that won't stop humping your leg.
- •A gold-framed poster of The Kenan & Kel Show logo.
- •A collection of old dolls from the 1950's.
- •A box of VHS porn tapes.
- •A teddy bear in a kid's room whose eyes you swear are following you.
- •A door that leads to no where.
- •Blood. And not just a little, but CSI-level blood.
- •Lingerie. Men's lingerie.
- •Three copies of "How to be a Circus Clown for Dummies."
- •Tony Danza.
- •A plate of home-made cookies with a hand-written sign next to them that says, 'try one and you won't be sorry.'