Reasons I Despise Taylor Swift

Taylor, how I hate thee, let me count the ways:
  1. 1.
    She profiteers off of being flaky and noncommittal in relationships
  2. 2.
    Her aloofness is potentially contagious
  3. 3.
    Believes she's making a statement through not putting her regurgitated trash on Spotify
  4. 4.
    Secretly enjoys her fude with Kayne West