Things I've Found in My Boss' Condo

I was asked to help organize 6 huge boxes of files and this is what I found while I was cleaning/organizing
  1. I don't even know what to say to this. For real though. I am so utterly confused
  2. The amount of rolling paper I found is amazing. I know for a fact that my boss does not smoke weed so why so many rolling papers?
  3. ..
  4. Was he trying to become an exotic dancer? And if so, why use backpage?
  5. I found around 4 bottles of this. Is this related to the backpage post!?!?!?
  6. Why...?