THINGS BOYS HAVE DONE THAT HAVE MADE ME THINK HMM MAYBE NOT BUT THEN CONTINUED TO DATE THEM

  1. Pushed me into a bush when they saw their second date of the night walking by
  2. Told me they were a good guy because they thought about cheating on me all the time with lots of different girls "but didn't"
  3. Naked man'd me because they felt "horny from mad men"
  4. Asked me to share a room with their housekeeper while we were on vacation together because there was another girl he wanted to take home and he thought it could be "awkward" if I was on the room
  5. Didn't text or call me on my birthday because they didn't want to be distracted during their hunting trip with the boys