Funniest Craigslist missed connection titles I found in the last 5 minutes

Does anyone still read these besides me?
  1. Re: I'm one of those ladies you saw peeing, how's that for romantic?
  2. Who still shops here, who's ever shopped here?
  3. This is an actual river in MN, but it sounds like a place Jack Sparrow hangs out.
  4. Is missed connections how people find drug dealers now?
  5. This is just lyrics to a Fun song, why post this?