ITEMS CURRENTLY IN MY WORK BAG

Should probably clean this out
  1. An umbrella sleeve with no umbrella
  2. Burt's Bees Chapstick
  3. Zombie pub crawl tickets!
  4. An emergency clown nose
    You know for emergencies
  5. Random pills
    Proceed with caution
  6. A car fob for a car I no longer own
  7. Obnoxious paisley print wallet
  8. Some old gum
  9. A single paper towel with Windex on it
  10. Kinky moves hair product
    Yes, that's actually what it's called
  11. Leopard print sunglasses