WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Conclusion: lawyers are still the worst.
  1. Zoo keeper/ veterinarian
    Classic.
  2. Park ranger
  3. Non-lawyer
    Ugh lawyers are the worst.
  4. Chef
    Imagination: Free access to delicious foods Reality: Too stressful. Gordon Ramsay yelling all the time.
  5. Deep sea diver/marine biologist
    /free diver/ pearl diver/ discoverer of new species/ person that attaches cameras to sea animals
  6. Still not a lawyer.
  7. Special agent aka spy
    Duh.
  8. Hacker
    Like that spy who is super smart and does all the hacking but also goes out into the field (think: mission impossible/ fast and furious hackers)