EMAIL SUBJECT LINES FROM MY CRAZY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR
@Shapiro and I live below a middle-aged man who has a robust collection of Viking paraphernalia, recently had his name legally changed due to paranoia, and exclusively writes emails with all caps subject lines. Here are some of my favorites:
- •NEW HARPSICHORD
- •PORCH FURNITURE
- •CHIMING CLOCK BOTHERING YOU?
- •DRYER VENT IS UNDER FOUR FEET OF SNOW
- •MOTHS (AGAIN)
- •STOLEN PACKAGES
- •THE GRILL ON YOUR PORCH IS ILLEGAL
- •DOOR SLAMMING, ETC.
- •USING A PRINTER LATE NIGHT/EARLY AM?
- •HOLIDAY DECORATIONS
- •HI GABE