1. There are a lot of different animals, many with hair.
  2. Some animals go really nuts for swimming.
  3. They fuck.
  4. Pandas are one of the main animals.
  5. Zoos are hotels for animals. I think? (Not sure if this counts as a FACT.)
  6. No animal in the history of animals has posted a missed connection on Craigslist.
  7. You could call an animal Susan, if you wanted.
  8. Dogs are animals but they are also friends.