1. Remember stuff.
  2. Don't forget stuff.
  3. If you feel like you're about to forget something, remember it instead.
  4. Create a mind palace, whatever that is, and then remember stuff with it.
  5. If you think eventually you might forget something try not to know about it in the first place.
  6. Eat...fish?
  7. Imagine everything is 9/11 (and therefore everything is Never Forget)
  8. Remember remember the 5th of November and also everything else too.
  9. In the event that you do forget something, don't.
  10. Where does he get such wonderful toys?
  11. Ssssssssmokin!
  12. The dishes are done, dude!
  13. Whoops! Ignore the last three items. Those are not tips for improving your memory, they're famous movie quotes of the 90s.
  14. Ignore them, but don't forget them! These are very memorable quotes!
  15. In conclusion: remember everything, including famous movie quotes of the 90s.