THINGS THAT CAN QUITE FRANKLY SUCK MY DICK

  1. Planning
  2. Grits
  3. Fruit flies
  4. Lord of the Ring movies
  5. How I mismanaged my Facebook account and now feel left out/overwhelmed
  6. Juice w pulp
  7. Songs w good tunes but bad/disturbing lyrics
  8. When you're leaving a party and ppl are like "nooooooo don't go it's early," which they're only doing to be nice and friendly but it feels bad
  9. The Lyft mustache