Golden Girls Quotes - A Reader

Thank you for being a friend.
  1. Nothing sounds idiotic if it's wet enough.
    --Blanche Devereaux
  2. You're old, you sag, get over it.
    --Sophia Patrillo
  3. Shady Pines, Ma!
    --Dorothy Zbornak
  4. Back in St. Olaf...
    --Rose Nylund
  5. I'm devastated, just devastated!
    --Blanche Devereaux
  6. Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless.
    --Sophia Patrillo
  7. Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
    --Dorothy Zbornak
  8. I'm stunned, I'm just stunned.
    --Blanche Devereaux
  9. Oh, Blanche, you're not a terrible person. You're just horny all the time.
    --Rose Nylund
  10. Marshmallows, Rose, you Trollope!
    --Dorothy Zbornak
  11. Gonna stuff a chicken / like my momma taught me / gonna take the chicken / down to Mississippi♪
    --Rose Nylund
  12. Picture it: Sicily...
    --Sophia Patrillo
  13. Listen, I have an idea; why don't you all take turns hitting me with a 2x4?
    --Dorothy Zbornak
  14. Oh, blow it out your tubenblurbles!
    --Rose Nylund
  15. Why would Fidel want another woman? After all, he's dipped his toes in the lake known as Blanche.
    --Blanche Devereaux
  16. Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux!
    --Dorothy Zbornak
  17. Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now or does her dress REALLY need ironing?
    --Rose Nylund
  18. There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did...I'd have to wash it.
    --Sophia Patrillo
  19. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath...with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
    --Blanche Devereaux
  20. ^ You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?
    --Sophia Patrillo
  21. Your friendship was something I never expected at this point in my life…and I could never have asked for a better surprise.
    --Dorothy Zbornak