Movies I've Never Seen That People Tell Me "You Have to Watch"

  1. Braveheart
    3 hours of kilts, and one American ideal is just not that appealing
  2. Caddyshack
    Golf is hard enough to watch and I appreciate Bill Murray from his lesser known roles
  3. Young Frankenstein
    In all honesty I really want to watch this but every time it's proposed in a group some Asshat will pick Hocus Pocus
  4. Alien/Aliens
    I find it too difficult to understand my attraction to Sigourney Weaver
  5. What Dreams May Come
    This is Adam Broud's favorite movie, and frankly I'm still mad at him for moving
  6. Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke
    Miyazaki is someone I have huge respect for but stylistically it's hard for me to understand
  7. Schindler's List
    Honestly, I cry in that Extra gum commercial where the Dad makes cranes from wrappers, I'm worried I'd die from dehydration
  8. The Help
    Movies dealing with civil rights make me hate white people, and bum me out no matter how triumphant they might be
  9. The Shining
    Seen too much parody
  10. Die Hard
    When you make 5 of them you look like the first might just be a shit Christmas movie
  11. The Exorcist
    If I wanna see a little girl throw up I've got two perfectly good, non-possessed nieces that have barfed and continue to barf on me