Stupid Things People Say to You Because You're Tall
- •How tall was your Dad
- •How tall is your mum
- •Ever thought about sellin security systems? (Everyone here gets asked that) -Backwards hat wearing bro
- •I bet you have tall ceilings
- •Really, how big is it?
- •Ever thought about trying out for the Nuggets (or Jazz)
- •My nephew is 6'4
- •While you're up there ask God for my lotto ticket to win
- •I'm gunna call you stretch, anyone ever called you stretch before? Back in Nam I had a private in my platoon whose last name was Stretkowski, but he was a short sunnuva bitch, 4'11. Damn I wonder what happened to him, musta been 29 years since I seen him, last I heard he divorced his oriental wife cuz she only cooked rice for him, poor bastard.