Stupid Things People Say to You Because You're Tall
- 1.How tall was your Dad
- 2.How tall is your mum
- 3.Ever thought about sellin security systems? (Everyone here gets asked that) -Backwards hat wearing bro
- 4.I bet you have tall ceilings
- 5.Really, how big is it?
- 6.Ever thought about trying out for the Nuggets (or Jazz)
- 7.My nephew is 6'4
- 8.While you're up there ask God for my lotto ticket to win
- 9.I'm gunna call you stretch, anyone ever called you stretch before? Back in Nam I had a private in my platoon whose last name was Stretkowski, but he was a short sunnuva bitch, 4'11. Damn I wonder what happened to him, musta been 29 years since I seen him, last I heard he divorced his oriental wife cuz she only cooked rice for him, poor bastard.