Lies I've Told to Lovers
Before I knew better.
- •"I am not a virgin."Yes I am.
- •"I am comfortable with this relationship being open."The thought of you sleeping with someone else makes my stomach turn but I am afraid of disappointing you."
- •"I might be into girls."I am not into girls.
- •"I love backpacking."I tolerate it.
- •"I don't eat breakfast."I am getting a bagel the second I leave your apartment.
- •"I'm not mad."I'm furious, and plan to make you pay for your actions for a long time.
- •"I had an orgasm."Not even close.
- •"I trust you."You have consistently proven there is no reason to do this.
- •"Your guacamole is the best."My guacamole is better.