Lists I Draft in My Head But Never Post

  1. Minor Things I Get Disproportionately Irritated About
  2. Unacceptable Ways My Neighbor Parks Her Car
    This would be a photo list.
  3. Emails My Father-in-Law Inexplicably BCCs Me On
  4. Signs the Cat Loves My Husband But Secretly Considers Me Highly Replaceable
  5. Men I Dated in My Twenties Who Weren't Good Enough For Me
  6. Thinkpieces That Don't Need to Exist
  7. Facebook Friends I Supposedly Attended High School With, But Don't Remember At All
  8. People Who Don't Know I Know They Are Looking at My Boobs While We Talk