- •Clicking "Unsubscribe"Can't email me if I'm not on your mailing list anymore, asshole.
- •Making an illegal U-turnNo cops around, no cars coming. Booyah.
- •Unfollowing people on Facebook.I'm not going to go so far as to unfriend you, but the fact that we went to high school together doesn't mean I care about your DIY wedding crafting.
- •Watching TV with my morning coffeeBecause I am a fucking ADULT.
- •Making dinner for myself and occasionally skipping a vegetable componentMy prerogative.
- •Declining a social event I really don't want to attendLife is too short.
- •Soaking in the tub with a glass of wineSlightly dangerous, but so sexy.