1. Clicking "Unsubscribe"
    Can't email me if I'm not on your mailing list anymore, asshole.
  2. Making an illegal U-turn
    No cops around, no cars coming. Booyah.
  3. Unfollowing people on Facebook.
    I'm not going to go so far as to unfriend you, but the fact that we went to high school together doesn't mean I care about your DIY wedding crafting.
  4. Watching TV with my morning coffee
    Because I am a fucking ADULT.
  5. Making dinner for myself and occasionally skipping a vegetable component
    My prerogative.
  6. Declining a social event I really don't want to attend
    Life is too short.
  7. Soaking in the tub with a glass of wine
    Slightly dangerous, but so sexy.