Promises Made in My 4th Grade Student Council Election Speech

Hidden Valley Elementary School had never seen such political moxie.
  1. I am a responsible, organized citezen.
    It's like being a citizen, but better.
  2. I'm gonna have a notebook.
    That's right. A NOTEBOOK. I bet Matt Nesbit, the opposing candidate, won't notate shit.
  3. I'll share my notes with you.
    You want to know how we voted on allowing chocolate milk in the cafeteria? No problem. Who am I to keep that info for you??
  4. I have a sweet idea involving a "shootout."
    That's a basketball term, right?
  5. That's not my only idea, either.
    I'm not gonna tell you what they are just yet though. You have to elect me first.