@evan and I have a whole lot in common...but not everything.
  1. Swedish Fish
    I think they are the best dessert money can buy. He thinks they are an embarrassment to the gummy candy world.
  2. Nutritional yeast
    I think it tastes like feet. He thinks it's the ultimate flavor intensifier, puts it on everything, and calls it "nooch".
  3. Dar Williams
    I think she is a musical genius whose soulful lyrics capture every emotion I could ever feel at all times. He thinks she is annoying.
  4. Going to the bathroom just before boarding a plane.
    I think we will lose our place on the flight and be left behind. He thinks I can just chill the fuck out.
  5. Burt's Bees Nourishing Lotion
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    I think it makes me smell like a sweet, mildly floral meadow. He thinks it makes me smell like chemicals.
  6. Rootbeer
    I think it's overly sweet and tastes like cough syrup. He thinks it's the nectar of the gods and chugs it after every workout.
  7. Gift-wrapping
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    I believe it's necessary. He thinks not.
  8. Jewish Standard Time
    I panic when we are running late. He insists nobody will have arrived when we get to dinner 15 minutes late. (He is always right about this.)