@zkamenetz, I've done so much more than you know.
  1. Continuously posted mostly kosher-friendly recipes on my blog, thereby contributing to a more kosher-friendly society.
  2. Kept your dear friend @evan happy and well-fed.
  3. Told everyone I know about my awesome friend Zac, who is a shochet.
  4. Explained to said people what a shochet is, to the best of my abilities.
  5. Invited Evan to ListApp, who in turn invited you to ListApp.
  6. Am a generally good person, which I feel like you appreciate.
  7. Am so happy you are on ListApp and can't wait to play with you here, even though you are worried your thumbs won't be able to handle it.
    Voice-to-text, homie!