Things That Aren't Funny Anymore

  1. "_______ is my spirit animal."
  2. "________ and carry on."
  3. "________ is life."
    Suggested by   @janetanne
  4. "Holy ______, Batman!"
    Suggested by   @lgw
  5. I'm gonna __________ all of the ________
    Suggested by   @dr_beexo
  6. "Unleash your inner ___________."
    Per @LAmag
  7. YouTube videos by the time Mom gets them
    Suggested by   @thebfg
  8. Live Laugh Love
    Not intended to be funny, but also you just shouldn't say it.
    Suggested by   @joannaspicer
  9. My wiiiiife. Jk still funny.
    Suggested by   @Aliiice
  10. Person name + Person name + Person name + Person name (in Helvetica, alluding to some esoteric grouping)
    What is this a parody of, anyway?
    Suggested by   @bjnovak
  11. "____ called. They want their ____ back."
    Suggested by   @rachel
  12. Attaching -balls to a word. Amazeballs is not amazing
    Suggested by   @sarahschussheim
  13. My week of no showering
    It was kind of funny yesterday. Today it has gotten out of hand.
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh
  14. Because the ______.
    Suggested by   @nina
  15. "____ on fleek"
    Suggested by   @jordanbashaar
  16. One does not simply ______
    Suggested by   @sky
  17. "It's gonna be may" with that same pic of JT
    Suggested by   @sky
  18. Funsies. Twinsies. ___sies.
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  19. Hey girl... (Particularly the education versions. Just no.)
    Suggested by   @ktenkely
  20. Keep ____ and ____ on
    Suggested by   @douglasjsellers
  21. _______ is everything
    Suggested by   @kelly
  22. "Dear (Inanimate Object)... (Scornful Message About Inanimate Object Or Just The Word "Really?!"), Love, (The Author)
    Suggested by   @ConorSullivan
  23. "So yeah... That happened."
    Suggested by   @ConorSullivan
  24. _____ is bae.
    Suggested by   @rebeccaroanoke
  25. It's like ______ on crack.
    Suggested by   @mdizzia
  26. _____ is my cardio!
    Suggested by   @T
  27. Is that a thing?
    Suggested by   @rosesurnow
  28. That's what she said.
    Suggested by   @elliek
  29. Using "money" as an adjective.
    Suggested by   @HeatherQuinn
  30. "____________. End rant"
    Suggested by   @elizabethsolheim
  31. 'Merica, 'Murica, etc.
    Suggested by   @CaptainCarrigan