1. I didn't have sex for a month
    That's a long time for me, chill
  2. Binge watching is better than sex, no one can disagree
  3. Dry spell ended by a cute Harvard Law boy
    Take me to court any day, BABY
  4. He's going back to Harvard TOMORROW
  5. So I should probably find another summer fling
  6. But I'm going back to binge watching until someone turns up
  7. Catch me swiping on Tinder and Bumble, peace