1. TY
    You're so appreciative you can't even text two full words?
  2. BBQ
    There is no "q" in "barbecue" but, sadly, the people who make the best barbecue rarely know that.
  3. Nite
    One extra letter would have been terribly difficult to write so you fucked the whole word up?
  4. LOLZ
    Da fuck da z for? "Laughing Out Loud Zoloft"? (Zoloft is the only reason I ever laugh out loud so I guess I feel you. )
  5. QT
    See BBQ.
  6. Lmaoooooo
    Laughing your ass off off off off off off?