Adjectives my boyfriend hates his wienerschnitzel (his ding dong) to be described as

I think I'm a lesbian.
  1. Flouncy
  2. Brave
  3. Soft
  4. Precious
  5. Sad
  6. Nervous
  7. Cock-eyed
  8. Like an angry squid
  9. Scary
  10. Reminiscent of my Uncle Jimmy