1. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty; hands can always be cleaned.
  2. Never refuse water that's been offered to you.
  3. Always do what is going to make for the best story.
    (Especially when ending a job or relationship.)
  4. If you only have one smile a day, don't waste it on a stranger; give it to someone you love.
  5. Never try to change the person you love for then they cease to be what you love.