MOST RIDICULOUS MOMENTS I'VE CRIED THANKS TO PREGNANCY HORMONES

  1. During an episode of Maury.
    When she was suspecting him of cheating on her with her best friend but he passed the lie detector 😍😭
  2. During that same episode of Maury.
    Turned out, he wasn't creepin with her BFF but he was fucking her sister. 😥😭
  3. I burnt the bacon for my BLT.
  4. I couldn't get a pizza delivered at 8am.
  5. I ran out of coffee.
  6. The gas station in town stopped selling Krispy Kreme donuts.
    This fuckin town doesn't recognize a good thing til it's gone.
  7. I sat down, finally, but discovered my phone was dead and my charger was on the other side of the room.
  8. Every single day I drop something.