The best episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia》ranked

So hard to only pick 10. #iasip
  1. 1.
    Frank's Pretty Woman
    "Shut up baby dick."
  2. 2.
    Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person
    "They took you, Nightman and you don't belong to them. They've locked me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands."
  3. 3.
    Paddy's Pib: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens
    "Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is!"
  4. 4.
    The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention
    "You're just mashing it now."
  5. 5.
    Charlie Goes America All Over Everyone's Asses
    "I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!"
  6. 6.
    A Very Sunny Christmas
    "Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her? DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM? DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?"
  7. 7.
    The Gang Gets Held Hostage
    "RYAN, STAB SOMEBODY!"
  8. 8.
    Mac Day
    “You made a poopy in your pants! Did anyone else make poo-poo in their pants?”
  9. 9.
    The Waitress is Getting Married
    "I'm a full on rapist, you know- Africans, dyslexics, children."
  10. 10.
    Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare
    "Uh, one... rock of crack... A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?"