THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BEING PREGNANT
- •Being a diva.Nobody can give me shit for being a lazy, cranky, demanding, emotional, tardy diva. Because I'm preeeeegnaaaaant *pouty face*
- •My lips.Everything swells slightly when you're pregnant. And most of the swelling sucks donkey dick (ankles, feet, face, etc.) but I'm loving these Jessica Rabbit lips I'm puckering!
- •My skin.Sooo soft! Probably because this is the most I've moisturized in my entire life. Because I'm afraid of stretch marks.
- •Unprotected sex.Not a lot has changed there, obviously. But it's nice to not wonder if I'm gonna get pregnant. Because I already am!
- •Feeling her move.There's nothing more magical. It's like this majestic trout swimming around my belly. And it has knees.