Things my baby sucks at

  1. Budgeting
  2. Dodgeball
  3. Not pooping her pants
  4. Respecting my privacy
  5. Communicating
  6. Call of Duty
  7. Swimming
  8. Recognizing movie references
  9. Covering her mouth when she coughs
  10. Dance Dance Revolution
  11. Understanding Quantum Physics
  12. Tic Tac Toe
  13. Passing a sobriety test
    She can't walk in a straight line, touch her nose or say the alphabet *frontwards* let alone *backwards*
  14. Remaining cool in stressful situations
  15. Controlling her Cheerio intake
  16. Wrestling
  17. Taking flattering pictures of me
  18. Fake choking
  19. Def Jam Poetry
  20. Flying
  21. Driving
  22. Landscaping
  23. Talking
  24. Figuring out where mama goes during Peekaboo
  25. Brazing meats
  26. Cat's Cradle
  27. Snake whispering
  28. Dog whispering
  29. Ghost whispering
  30. Basically any whispering in general
  31. Lion taming
  32. Making everyone not fall totally in love with her❤