TRAITS OF A CRAZY BROAD
- •Dyes hair different colors often/constantly changing hairstyle.
- •Thin eyebrows.
- •Many bullshit tattoos including but not limited to:a tattoo for their dead pet, song lyrics, something tribal/"Celtic," stars, a four leaf clover, a dream catcher, the infinity symbol, "Believe," "Faith," "Love."
- •A behind-the-ear tattoo.
- •Talks about "The Universe" as a higher power.i.e. "It was The Universe's way of telling me blah blah blah... If you put it out into The Universe, blah blah blah. "
- •More than double piercings in ears.
- •Multiple face piercings.
- •Dots "i"'s with a star, heart, or circle.
- •Has a name that should end in a "y" but instead ends in an "i."
- •Ankle tattoo.
- •Refers to other girl as "girl" all the timei.e. "Hey girl what are you doing tonight?"
- •Loves Marilyn Monroebut probably hasn't seen any of her movies. If she has and she's obsessed, she's even crazier.
- •Wears animal print often.*Bonus crazy points if she has animal print tattooed on herself.*
- •Wears black eye shadow (smokey eye) during the day time and usually minimal or no makeup on the rest of her face.
- •Acrylic nails with tips a different color than white.
- •Straight across bangs.
- •Does she have her clit pierced? Was she also fucked by her dad? Brother? Uncle? Probably.
- •Has a Hooters tank top but has never worked at Hooters.