Famous people that would be friends with me if they knew me.

If any of you see this, please don't be creeped out.
  1. BJ Novak
    Just listened to his interview with Tim Farris. We'd be friends IRL for sure. Also I think you're quite good looking.
  2. Drew Barrymore
    She's just so chill!
  3. Steve Carell
    One of my idols.
  4. Michael Pollan
    We'd have so many environmentally based discussions regarding food and food culture.
  5. Gordon Ramsey
    Same as Michael Pollan but with more swearing and we would also determine how to eliminate stupid people.
  6. John Krasinski
    And Jimmy Kimmel. But probably not Emily Blunt. She wouldn't appreciate my massive crush on her husband I think.
  7. Kristen Schaal
    Mabel AND Louise? Also her bit on the Tonight Show? Bffs.
  8. Tina Fey and Amy Poelher
    But probably not both at the same time.
  9. Chelsea Handler
    Because I started keeping up with her new Netflix show and I want her to be my loud alcoholic friend that I party with sometimes.
  10. Matt Damon
    We'd be bros. Gym bros.
  11. Chris Pratt
    Also a gym bro, but more of a "let's go out and grab a beer after work on Thursday's" relationship.
  12. Jack Johnson
    I really appreciate who he is as a person.