If any of you see this, please don't be creeped out.
  1. BJ Novak
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    Just listened to his interview with Tim Farris. We'd be friends IRL for sure. Also I think you're quite good looking.
  2. Drew Barrymore
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    She's just so chill!
  3. Steve Carell
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    One of my idols.
  4. Michael Pollan
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    We'd have so many environmentally based discussions regarding food and food culture.
  5. Gordon Ramsey
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    Same as Michael Pollan but with more swearing and we would also determine how to eliminate stupid people.
  6. John Krasinski
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    And Jimmy Kimmel. But probably not Emily Blunt. She wouldn't appreciate my massive crush on her husband I think.
  7. Kristen Schaal
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    Mabel AND Louise? Also her bit on the Tonight Show? Bffs.
  8. Tina Fey and Amy Poelher
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    But probably not both at the same time.
  9. Chelsea Handler
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    Because I started keeping up with her new Netflix show and I want her to be my loud alcoholic friend that I party with sometimes.
  10. Matt Damon
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    We'd be bros. Gym bros.
  11. Chris Pratt
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    Also a gym bro, but more of a "let's go out and grab a beer after work on Thursday's" relationship.
  12. Jack Johnson
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    I really appreciate who he is as a person.