Famous people that would be friends with me if they knew me.
If any of you see this, please don't be creeped out.
- •BJ NovakJust listened to his interview with Tim Farris. We'd be friends IRL for sure. Also I think you're quite good looking.
- •Drew BarrymoreShe's just so chill!
- •Steve CarellOne of my idols.
- •Michael PollanWe'd have so many environmentally based discussions regarding food and food culture.
- •Gordon RamseySame as Michael Pollan but with more swearing and we would also determine how to eliminate stupid people.
- •John KrasinskiAnd Jimmy Kimmel. But probably not Emily Blunt. She wouldn't appreciate my massive crush on her husband I think.
- •Kristen SchaalMabel AND Louise? Also her bit on the Tonight Show? Bffs.
- •Tina Fey and Amy PoelherBut probably not both at the same time.
- •Chelsea HandlerBecause I started keeping up with her new Netflix show and I want her to be my loud alcoholic friend that I party with sometimes.
- •Matt DamonWe'd be bros. Gym bros.
- •Chris PrattAlso a gym bro, but more of a "let's go out and grab a beer after work on Thursday's" relationship.
- •Jack JohnsonI really appreciate who he is as a person.