I BOUGHT ROLLER SKATES???

  1. Not rollerblades
    Like the inline ones that were super popular in the 90s and stuff.
  2. Roller skates
    Like the ones that were super popular in the 70s and stuff.
  3. They look like this
  4. I put it on my credit card
    I'm an adult.
  5. I haven't skated in like 16 years
    & I'm so uncoordinated.
  6. Why did I do this???
  7. Why?