LIES I TELL MYSELF

  1. Just one more episode.
  2. The diet starts tomorrow.
  3. I'm not going to stay up late tonight.
  4. I'll wake up early and do it.
  5. I totally understand Donnie Darko.
  6. Maybe it won't be so bad.
  7. This is the last time I will ever procrastinate.
  8. I won't embarrass myself tonight.
  9. I know exactly what I'm going to wear.
  10. I will find love someday.