NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

  1. Stop eating meat
    The only meat I eat is chicken so this won't be too hard.
  2. Stop getting drunk and telling people about my diva cup
    It's getting out of hand.
  3. Get more sleep
  4. Stop looking for people to fuck and maybe try to actually date someone
  5. See Lake Superior
    It's the only Great Lake I haven't seen.
  6. Go to the UP
    I've lived in Michigan my entire life and I've never been to the Upper Peninsula.
  7. Finish reading the books I already own before buying more
  8. Get my fucking wisdom teeth removed
  9. Stand up for myself more
    This will be hard.
  10. Quit my job
  11. To not die in a nuclear war
    Not looking good so far.