1. I know how to cook a meal / I always eat cereal for dinner
  2. I have a 401(k) / I've spent $200 on Star Wars Legos
  3. I wear my retainers every night and I floss regularly / I'm too lazy to get my wisdom teeth removed
  4. I care about world news and politics / I still watch cartoons
  5. I own a car / I never fill the tank
  6. I enjoy cleaning and organizing / I never make my bed
  7. I have an awesome credit score / I'm too afraid to speak to my school's financial aid department