SCARY THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

Inspired by @talor
  1. I slept through my alarm
    And I looked like something straight out of a horror movie.
  2. My diva cup leaked
    My white sheets were miraculously spared.
  3. My professor waited until the end of lecture to hand our exams back
    I did better than I thought I did but the suspense was killing me.
  4. My diva cup leaked again
    This has never happened to me before! Idk what's going on but having to inconspicuously wash blood off my hands in a public restroom made me feel like a serial killer.
  5. I saw someone dressed as Donald Trump on campus today
    Truly horrifying.