SOME HALLOWEEN COSTUMES I'M CONSIDERING
- •KhaleesiPro: sexy and cool! Con: I don't watch GOT.
- •An Eggo waffleBut only if someone else dresses up as Eleven from Stranger Things. Pro: easy. Con: not that sexy.
- •Poe DameronPros: I too am dark and mysterious and I have a great head of hair! Cons: I'm not as hot as Oscar Isaac and it's probably impossible to find a women's X-Wing pilot suit.
- •LeelaPro: I got the boots and the boobs. Con: I have two eyes.
- •Steve JobsPro: I get to wear dad jeans and I have an excuse to look at my phone whenever I want. Con: turtleneck.
- •JoycePros: I don't have to wash my hair or attempt to cover up the bags under my eyes and I get to carry around a ball of Christmas lights and yell at it. Cons: nothing???