STUPID THINGS I'VE ACTUALLY SAID BEFORE

  1. "Those clouds look so realistic!"
    While looking up at real clouds in the sky.
  2. "If you and your mom didn't look so much alike, I wouldn't think you're related."
    😰
  3. "It's like that movie. The Humpback of Notre Dame."
  4. "What is a bacon cheeseburger?"
    Not my finest moment.
  5. "Is that a wolverine?!"
    It was a gopher.