1. Alright here we go.
    Static
  2. Are there any spirits here with me?
    Static
    Yes.
  3. Oh wow that was fast. Okay. Umm are you really dead?
    Static
    Yes.
  4. Wow. How long have you been dead?
    Static
    2.
  5. 2 what? 2 years?
    Static
    No.
  6. 2 months???
    Static
    No.
  7. What? 2 weeks????!!!
    Static
    Yes.
  8. Omg how crazy! Wait, were you killed?
    Static
    Yes.
  9. Do you know who killed you?
    Static
    Yes.
  10. WHO????
    Static
    B...
  11. Static
    ...J.
  12. B J? As in BJ? As in @bjnovak ?!
    Static
    Yes.
  13. OMG I can't...I can't believe this! Wait, do I know you?
    Static
    Yes.
  14. Who are you?????
    Static
    R...
  15. Static
    ...E...
  16. Static
    ...L...
  17. Static
    ...I...
  18. Static
    ...S...
  19. Static
    ...T...
  20. Static
    ...S.
  21. R E L I S T S? RELISTS! 😱 Omg relists are you okay?
    Static
    No.
  22. We all miss you! We begged to bring you back, I swear! Is there any way you may still have a chance?
    Static
    ...
  23. Relists? Are you still there?
    Static
    ...
  24. Hello?
    Static
    Goodbye.
  25. NOOOOOOOOOO 😭
  26. The end.
    Honestly bless you for reading this garbage. Happy Halloween!