SUMMONING THE DEAD

  1. Alright here we go.
  2. Are there any spirits here with me?
    Yes.
  3. Oh wow that was fast. Okay. Umm are you really dead?
    Yes.
  4. Wow. How long have you been dead?
    2.
  5. 2 what? 2 years?
    No.
  6. 2 months???
    No.
  7. What? 2 weeks????!!!
    Yes.
  8. Omg how crazy! Wait, were you killed?
    Yes.
  9. Do you know who killed you?
    Yes.
  10. WHO????
    B...
  11. ...J.
  12. B J? As in BJ? As in @bjnovak ?!
    Yes.
  13. OMG I can't...I can't believe this! Wait, do I know you?
    Yes.
  14. Who are you?????
    R...
  15. ...E...
  16. ...L...
  17. ...I...
  18. ...S...
  19. ...T...
  20. ...S.
  21. R E L I S T S? RELISTS! 😱 Omg relists are you okay?
    No.
  22. We all miss you! We begged to bring you back, I swear! Is there any way you may still have a chance?
    ...
  23. Relists? Are you still there?
    ...
  24. Hello?
    Goodbye.
  25. NOOOOOOOOOO 😭
  26. The end.
    Honestly bless you for reading this garbage. Happy Halloween!