THE FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK

  1. I could tell you guys about the time I woke up with no pants and fake eyelashes tangled in my hair
  2. I could tell you guys about the time I got a mysterious hickey
  3. I could tell you guys about the time I drank a Four Loko and blacked out while watching Band of Brothers
  4. I could tell you guys about the time I stole an army helmet from a frat party
  5. I could tell you guys about the night I almost witnessed a knife fight
  6. But y'all wanna know about my first time getting drunk?
  7. It was pretty unremarkable
    I have tons of crazy drunk college stories but the first time I got drunk was before college and it was actually kind of chill. I was in northern Michigan with my friend and her family. The 2012 Olympic Games were going on. We had a nice time.
  8. I really just wanted to join this title wave
    Also I may be a little drunk right now...