THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN GO TO WORK ON A SATURDAY MORNING

A totally rational list.
  1. eat a banana peel
  2. listen to country music
  3. shave off my eyebrows
  4. drink the water out of my fish tank
  5. gargle gasoline
  6. chew my own lips off
  7. do my Christopher Walken impression on national television
    It's really bad, you guys.