THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN GO TO WORK ON A SATURDAY MORNING
A totally rational list.
- •eat a banana peel
- •listen to country music
- •shave off my eyebrows
- •drink the water out of my fish tank
- •gargle gasoline
- •chew my own lips off
- •do my Christopher Walken impression on national televisionIt's really bad, you guys.