WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, RANKED

  1. 8.
    To not have to work
    Not going to happen. My manager is a dick. But what else am I going to do on a Tuesday?
  2. 7.
    For my friends to give a shit
    My birthdays always suck. It's not my friends' fault but it would be nice if I felt like they all genuinely cared for once. It would also be nice if they all remembered.
  3. 6.
    Time to read
    I am 0/24 on my 2017 reading goal. Partly because I'm busy with school and partly because I'm lazy trash.
  4. 5.
    To find a dog that my family can all agree on
    It only took 23 years but I finally convinced my mom to let me get a dog. I'm against buying from mills and breeders but finding a dog that's up for adoption that my mom doesn't hate is proving to be a bigger challenge than I originally anticipated.
  5. 4.
    For my dad not to be here
    The dude spent 83% of the last year in India and decides to come home just in time to completely ruin the peace for my birthday.
  6. 3.
    For my family not to fight
    Not going to happen. See above.
  7. 2.
    To take a bath
    When my mother remodeled our upstairs bathroom, she turned our only bathtub into a walk-in shower. I have not had a bath in almost 5 years. I just want to soak with a bath bomb, a glass of wine, and a good book.
  8. 1.
    Motivation
    I'm always at my lowest in March. Idk why but I always am.