WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME???

  1. I finally finished jury duty today
    The trial is over and I'm free!!!!
  2. I was looking forward to having a day off tomorrow
  3. I was going to drink some wine tonight and relax
  4. But then I got a text from my manager
  5. It turns out my coworker was summoned for jury duty today and SHE GOT SELECTED
  6. SO NOW I HAVE TO GO IN TOMORROW AND COVER FOR HER BECAUSE SHE HAS JURY DUTY
  7. AT THE SAME COURT