WHY I'M STILL SINGLE

It's hard out here for a bitch.
  1. I don't have a good sense of humor
  2. I'm like a 6-7 at best
  3. I'm overly sensitive
  4. I know it's fucked up but I'm very picky and I don't want to settle for guys with no faces
  5. I'm 5'6" and not an undercover anything 😩
  6. I'm not...adventurous enough
    I went to high school with this guy.
  7. I can't bring myself to cut the crap
  8. I just want so much
  9. I don't get poetry