YOU MIGHT BE ME IF...

  1. You take forever to get ready
  2. You either text one word or an entire novel
  3. You have a Tinder account but you're too afraid to meet anyone irl
  4. You start writing papers at midnight the night before they're due
  5. You have literally cried in your car while listening to Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
  6. You have really strange celebrity sex dreams
  7. You'd rather be cold than hot
  8. You think taking gummy vitamins makes up for the excessive amount of wine that you drink
  9. You do everything out of spite
  10. You take forever responding to list requests
    Sorry @veshecco