5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

None of them are selfies
  1. picked up some marijuana edibles from a friend. it was delicious and after eating half of one, I was high for ten hours.
  2. dirty thirty birthday brunch at an australian brekkie joint in waikiki. pan fried ham is apparently bacon to them.
  3. got drunk at bowling, had to go outside to smoke a beer cig and didn't want to put on my regular shoes, so i put my friend's shoes on. he's a size 12.
  4. had a nice lunch with my boyfriend eating pizza, drinking beer and watching college football.
  5. soundcheck before a gig.