THINGS I AM ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE AT DOING.

  1. Driving.
  2. Lying.
  3. Responding to emails.
  4. Texting. I am a super awkward texter.
  5. Turning off the TV.
  6. Flirting.
  7. Paying my rent.
  8. Not saying the words, 'Fuckface' 'Cocksucker' & 'Nihilism'
  9. Paying attention to politics.
  10. Sleeping.
  11. Waking up.
  12. HANDJOBS. I give the worst handjobs ever.