BEST FOODS TO SMASH THE PATRIARCHY
Because we need to be properly fueled to achieve societal change
- •She's-Her Salad with Balsamic SuffragetteA whole pile of iceberg lettuce consensually flavor-blasted with organic, locally sourced vinaigrette.
- •Gal-Talian Not-ChosCucumber slices engulfed in a deluge of cream cheese and transgendered habanero peppers, served in a feminist bookstore.
- •Rigatoni DiaVulvaLiberated non-penile tube pasta birthed, like all things, from deep inside us.
- •Berkeley FriesLovingly tenderized fried potato crescents who don't need no man in their lives.
- •Crispy Shrimp Economically Disadvantaged BoyShrimp from a lower socioeconomic category gently placed on sourdough baguette and served with a side of accomplishment.